AISubs v3.7
I went to a business school, but I learned only one thing there.
I studied for about three years, but I paid tuition only for this purpose.
The cost that has come so far has nothing to do with whether it will continue in the future or not.
You have spent a lot of money so far, but it has not gone well yet.
When you think about what you should do, you should not continue because of the money you have spent.
At this point in time, it is important whether you will spend money or not.
Tetsuya studied for tuition and got his current knowledge.
But I and Yomaru have heard that story about 1,000 times, so it was useless.
That's not it!
Thanks to me, I was able to hear this story.
What is it in short?
I think it's "songiri".
It means "giving up is important".
The moment I learned it, I immediately quit college.
I learned that "songiri" is a very important thing in my life.
People who are fast at "songiri" may be very good people.
I would be grateful if you were in my family.
This time, we will look at the "songiri" power of the three people who are not here.
While I was preparing for something, something like "reverse band" came up and I kept playing badminton.
Of course I didn't know about it, but on the contrary, I didn't know about the three people who are not here.
Each of the videos I don't know about is included and I'm doing the exact opposite of it.
This time, the three of us will make a certain challenge, but we can never do it.
I know.
Is it the opposite or the same?
It may be the same.
Is it the opposite of what you want me to do?
We are motivated people.
How serious are you?
"How good are you at "songiri"?"
There is something that made me hesitate to make it, but can you bring it here for a moment?
Yes.
Ta-da!
This is it.
It's "chienoa".
At first glance, it looks like "haha", but it's "chienoa" that will never melt.
I made it specially for you this time.
Is it true?
Can't you remove the part like the key holder?
If you remove it, it will come out quietly, so you should never remove it.
This is "chienoa" that melts.
What's the difference?
The width of the bottom is a little shorter and the length of the bottom is longer, so it changes all the time.
It's exactly the same.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
As always, I'm going to make "chienoa" that I specially made for you this time.
If you think it's weird or something like that,
you can't make this video.
If you notice it by yourself and say, "I can't give up anymore", you three will have a head-butt race.
I feel like I'm going to be bitten by something different.
That's true.
It doesn't matter what you think.
"It's over. I can't do this anymore." Then it's over.
It's not like you're going to quit today, you're going to quit completely.
So you're going to come in order from now on.
As for how to convey it, first of all, I'll say it like this.
I want you to think of it like you're playing a mini-game.
It's good. This way of saying it is also important.
If we're here, we'll end up talking about it.
But if we start now, we'll just leave it like this.
What if we get called?
Let's think about the operation a little.
That's true.
It's not good to ask.
Isn't it really weird to say "it's not good to ask" first?
Well, yeah...
Oh, is that so?
Then you can quit!
Operation, formal manual!
From the customer...
I don't think you can write this.
Oh, is that so? Then you shouldn't do it, right?
Representative... Representative...
I hope you don't misunderstand it.
Then let's call the first person right away.
Yes!
This time, the first one is the disaster candidate, Ryo-san.
Yes!
No, but in terms of videos, I don't think I'll end up with Ryo.
You may think it's a video, but this time, Ryo-san may be messed up.
After all, Ryo is a person who uses his head.
"What is this boring video?" I think you'll think of it like that.
So maybe Ryo was already in second place at a relatively early stage.
"This won't melt, will it?" I'm going to say.
Yes, I see.
But you're actually a winner candidate, aren't you?
No, you're the strongest!
You can do it when you do it, and you can cut the loss.
You're the strongest!
Then I'll call Ryo-san and end the video!
Yes!
Now, Ryo-san has joined the paddock.
Did I join the paddock?
I didn't know!
How do you feel now?
How do you feel?
In this situation?
No, but if there is a clock, it may be put out for a long time.
It's a good guess.
You're a 30-year-old wisdom.
I'm an expert in science.
First of all, I'd like you to try this challenge.
Don't touch it yet.
This is wisdom.
Measure the time it takes to melt it.
Oh, that's scary!
This is impossible when it's impossible.
I did it when I came here from Yumemaru and Fukuoka.
It's impossible when it's impossible.
It's surprising that you can do it.
I wonder if it will take time even if you can do it.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Start!
It's started.
Wisdom of the sea.
You're looking at me.
There was such a statement.
We will leave now.
That's fast!
I wish there was something more.
It's impossible when it's impossible.
Wait a minute!
It's torn!
What is it?
I'm sorry!
I tore it!
I can't let you tear it!
Isn't it fragile?
Please put it back in its place as soon as possible!
Yes, yes, yes!
Hey, get me a proper one!
Please return it to its original place!
What?
There is only one stock!
If you don't return it...
I don't know what you're talking about!
Are you serious?
I didn't know this would happen!
This is what YouTube is about!
It's important to have enough stock!
Of course!
It seems to have worked out!
Did it work out?
Did you upgrade it properly?
It's okay!
We'll ask you to make sure you don't do it by force!
Please be careful!
I see!
If you do it properly, it will work out well!
It's better not to say a lie!
Ryo-san!
Wow!
It worked out!
Please make sure you don't do it by force!
By the way, I didn't do it by force last time!
No, you didn't do it by force this time!
Wait a minute!
I thought you were a girl!
That's right!
I thought you were a girl!
Anyway, if you break it,
Ryo-san's name will be destroyed!
Hey, stop it!
Ryo Crusher!
It's a time attack!
It's not like that!
There's no way I'm going up the road
to do a time attack!
There's no way you're going up!
If you believe that, you can do it normally.
That's the only way.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
By the way, is it really possible to clear this?
Well, well, well, well, well.
I'm doing it here.
Are you doing it?
I'll judge it here.
Can Tetsuya clear this?
Well, of course.
Of course you can.
Do you know this word?
What?
Can you clear this?
Yes.
I see.
That's good.
You can do it, right?
Well, you know it.
You know it.
That's right. You only know me and Yugo.
You only know me and Yugo.
I can't see what you're doing, so I don't know what you're filming.
That's true.
It's nothing.
Where are you using it?
You're bad.
What should I do?
Physically, it's impossible.
But what is "melting"?
What is "melt"?
Are you lying?
Are you being attacked by words?
You're bad.
You're making a mistake.
If you're near me...
Don't run away!
Let me assemble it.
Oh!
It's assembled!
You did it!
You're fast!
I don't know if it's done or not.
Do you want to see how it's done?
Yes!
I thought it was physically impossible at first glance, but...
You can shrink it like this, right?
This goes through easily.
And this metal fitting part...
If you pass this half pipe through this small gap, it will go through.
See?
Oh!
It's like it's falling apart.
If you do it like this, you can get this one, too.
I'll divide it!
Is that so?
What?
Right?
Is that so?
I think it's a crusher.
It looks like it's crushing.
It's a little suspicious, this "gni" part.
So, this time...
Is that so?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Congratulations!
I don't think you've said "congratulations" before!
You cleared the middle circle!
You cleared it, right?
You changed the order, didn't you?
I didn't!
It's back!
But you want it back, don't you?
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm sure you can do it!
Wait, I'm dizzy, but I won't say anything.
It's a goal, right?!
This time, we're going with rules that you shouldn't follow, right?
Yeah.
"Wise words" are pretty weird.
You can do anything with them.
"That's not allowed," "This is not allowed," you can't do anything with them in this state.
Normally...
Well, well, well...
Normally, "that's not allowed" would be "wise words" for you.
Yeah.
"You can't remove it," "you can't add force" or...
"It's really hard to do" is...
"You can't do it," "you can't add force" is...
It's not as bad as "final answer," is it?
I didn't say "final answer," so it's not "wise words."
My answer is "it's not allowed" except for the previous one.
What are we four doing right now?!
What are we doing?!
I really don't know!
What is the conclusion?
What is it?!
A racer in the middle of a race always says "is it always like this?!"
I was told that.
If you're in a race, you can change the retirement.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Vaccine is out of date, so it's impossible to get vaccinated.
There is a way to avoid it.
A way to avoid it is to be given it.
It is said to melt.
There is no answer.
After all, if you say a word, you will be drunk.
I'm sorry!
Don't be surprised!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
If you apologize, will you go next?
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
What should I do?
Discharge!
I'm hungry!
Is that what you're talking about now?
If you apologize to someone, you will be drunk.
It's over!
What should I do?
What are you doing?
I was wondering what to do.
This time, I'll tell you what it is.
It's a cut-off test.
A cut-off test!
This technology is so-called impossible.
It's...
No, I can't do this anymore, so I'll stop.
Can you say that?
I said, "Can I apologize?"
That's right.
Can I apologize?
I said, "Isn't this impossible?"
And I stopped.
I can't do it anymore.
I thought I wouldn't say it all the time.
You said you couldn't do it.
I said you couldn't do it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you didn't say anything because you're so polite.
I'm sorry you're so rude.
I was so embarrassed.
What we made a mistake in was...
I was really surprised.
The moment you talk to each other, it gets confusing.
I said last time that you shouldn't say it.
But I said it a lot.
I see.
I thought I bought it because of the first question, but it's certainly a worrisome verification, isn't it?
The final time is one hour and twenty-seven minutes and ten seconds.
I think it's faster.
Let's wait for the next player.
Yes!
What is this?
Without further explanation, the game will start.
Yes!
Curry-kun and Tomo's "Chi-e-no-wa"
Please solve this "Chi-e-no-wa" in "Dai-sei-kai- no-ken-po".
Oh!
Ready, start!
I want to try solving it randomly at first.
Basically, we don't have much to do.
Shibata-san will be working on it alone, so I'll go somewhere.
Oh, oh, oh!
[Shibata-san will be working on it alone, so I'll go somewhere.]
I'm sure it'll work.
Eh!?
Really?
[Shibata-san will be working on it alone, so I'll go somewhere.]
I can do it normally like this, right?
I can do it like "bang" all day.
Here we go!
[Shibata-san will be working on it alone, so I'll go somewhere.]
Eh?
Come on.
Eh?
I did it!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Oh!
I did it!
How do you do it?
First of all, this connected part...
[Shibata-san will be working on it alone, so I'll go somewhere.]
Find it and...
Ah...
Is that it?
[Shibata-san will be working on it alone, so I'll go somewhere.]
Hm?
That's it.
That's it, right?
Yes.
I did something weird.
Well, you know, "gugugu"...
You can't force it.
I don't think you can force it.
It's not crazy even if you do it first.
It's just right.
I'll show the kids that life is like this.
With a little bit of power, "gugugu"...
You said "power", didn't you?
Wisdom...
No, wisdom power.
The power of wisdom is power, right?
gugugugugigi michi michi pon
If you say that, you're not going to clear the hundred amount of money.
You can't say "gugugugugugi pon".
How about "gugugugugi pon"?
"gugugugugi pon" is no good.
What about "gugugugugi pon"?
"pon" is fine.
[Shibata-san will be working on it alone, so I'll go somewhere.]
Well, "dashiten" is sacred.
"kandakuten" is good.
"pobobo"!
I like that.
[Shibata-san will be working on it alone, so I'll go somewhere.]
Bye!
It is the first time that this little circle and another little circle are crossing.
[It is the first time that this little circle and another little circle are crossing.]
Something might have come.
It's just this chain connection.
[It's just this chain connection.]
Oh!
It's off!
What's wrong?
Kimbo!
How was it, Tafuka?
It felt good.
I can't recreate it right away.
[It's just this chain connection.]
Can you stop it for a second?
If you say "this is it", I'll put it back.
Again?
[It's just this chain connection.]
How many points did we get?
I feel like we're doing something pretty amazing.
We'll call you back after we recreate "move".
See you.
Why did I come out?
What happened to me?
What was "fugii"?
I couldn't say anything but "fugii".
You were cursed.
"Glezon", "age", "fugii"
I couldn't say anything but "fugii".
Wait, wait, wait.
What did you want to do while saying "fugii"?
"fugii"!
Did you want to eat eggs?
"fugii"!
You are cursed.
"fugii"!
fugii
I got it!
Why?
fugii
This phone must be turnover, right?
I remember this as "kabao (hood)"
What do you do with this "kabao" in the first place?
kabao
Well, what is this supposed to be for, anyway?
I wonder why it is attributed the blood , though?
It does not dissolve, in reality.
Actually, it should not dissolve in this state of water.
But, in reality...
I'm wondering what it means.
※It's not over until it's over.
I got it.
I'm doing it.
This wisdom ring.
I've been buried in it for a while now.
Yes.
I've noticed something.
Oh!
I'm doing it.
This wisdom ring...
won't melt!
Oh!
Oh...
You give me a wisdom ring that doesn't melt...
and you say you notice that it doesn't melt...
Right?!
Somehow...
The one that melted...
is a miracle.
When my wisdom ring didn't melt...
and it got bugged and I couldn't get it back...
I did it about three times.
What?!
If it wasn't for that...
I'd say it's impossible.
I don't know.
As a result of facing this pure wisdom ring...
it kind of melts...
but I couldn't clear it.
You can go to the goal...
but you can't understand it.
Yes.
That's what Shibayu-san said just now.
It's a supernatural power.
Yes.
I want to reach it.
Yes.
I've figured it out.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
※It's not over until it's over.
I'll do it!
I'll do it.
I'm not scared.
※It's not over until it's over.
Oh!
What's up?
It should have been established!
Oh!
Look what you can do later.
Through this chain like this.
I want to go through here.
But I can't go through it.
Rotate it like this.
This part of the ear.
I'll do it.
Oh, it's coming off.
It's coming off like crazy.
Through this chain like this.
I want to go through it.
But I can't go through it.
Rotate it like this.
Then you can go through it.
Oh!
Wow!
Wonderful!
I stole it!
This is wonderful!
Rotate it and take it off like crazy.
Yes.
Please stop the timer!
The timer is 3 hours and 3 minutes.
Wow!
You're amazing!
Shibayu.
Yes?
Can you come out for a second?
You can come out!
What's going on?!
Shibayu!
What's going on?!
And you took it off like crazy.
When Ryo did it like this, Shibayu did it like this.
I did it like this.
It's coming off.
Can I love you?
Can I really protect you?
Can I protect you?
What's going on?
Let's ask and check.
Let's do what we want to do.
Let's do it.
We need something.
Please.
We got something.
We did it.
Here you are.
Is it this one?
Or is he a genius?
I thought I couldn't do it as long as I saw Ryo.
I thought I couldn't do it without these rules.
He was a genius of wisdom.
He surpassed all human wisdom.
Ryo surpassed all human wisdom.
He is a genius.
Can I call you a genius?
You are a genius of wisdom.
I'm happy about it.
This video is about...
Songiri Championship!
Songiri!
We were fighting for the winner of "quick, impossible, it hurts" game.
You won this game by your wisdom.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
Songiri Championship doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
I tried wisdom.
I can't upload this video.
In this video, Shimei cleared it in 3 hours and Ryo cleared it in 1 hour.
I'm sorry.
Ryo is the worst.
Shimei noticed it in the middle of this video.
It might be impossible.
It's very difficult and there is no official wisdom.
I think it's impossible.
Shimei noticed it and continued filming.
Officially.
Shimei deleted this video.
He deleted it by his wisdom.
He tried to clear it in 3 hours and he deleted it.
If you can clear it by your wisdom, you can fix it.
It's impossible for ordinary people.
You are good.
If you give up, you are normal and Shibuya is amazing.
If you think you can solve it, you shouldn't give up.
It's amazing that you didn't give up.
You cut a path for wisdom.
Let's get started.
What do you have?
The circle of wisdom.
Solve this circle of wisdom.
Solve it?
Yes.
Ready, go!
You can remove this part like a keyboard.
Yes.
You can't remove it.
It's important.
Don't solve it by force.
You can definitely solve it.
You can also transform it.
You can definitely solve it normally.
You taught me a lot.
Can you solve it?
Basically, we are different from what we don't have.
Suddenly you called me?
I want you to be happy with that reaction.
The circle of wisdom.
It's impossible for ordinary people.
We are going there.
If you have something, please call us.
Please call us.
Can you solve it?
You said you solved it.
Tetsuya said, "Well, well, well."
You solved it unexpectedly.
But you have no answer now, so you have to cheat.
I solved it earlier.
Is there such a pattern?
The circle of wisdom.
You don't have to remove it.
Think about various things.
I'm scared of you doing too many things.
It's obvious.
We don't trust you.
The circle of wisdom can't be removed.
Is it wrong?
I'll give you an answer.
I solved it.
The circle of wisdom may not be human.
It may be ordinary people.
By the way, if you have something you want to say, you have to call us.
What is it?
Why do you play games all the time and call us?
It's fun, but...
If you have something you want to say, you have to call us.
Do you have any questions?
I solved it.
What?
I see.
I think I can take it off.
That's suspicious.
"What?" "Look, I can take it off."
You said it was a commercial, didn't you?
"You're bad." "What are you talking about?"
"I don't know." "You're terrible."
No, of course I am.
"Please do your best." "Okay, I asked you once."
Yes.
Oh, I got it!
I got it!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I was surprised!
Why did you get it just now?
Well, at that time,
Yes.
I was turning it like this,
Yes.
And I got it like a few seconds later.
By the way, you could do it one more time.
I did it like this.
What?
Well,
What? Why do you want to see it again?
If you get it like this,
without any power,
you can be a witness,
but,
you've been doing it for six days,
since you fell asleep last night, haven't you?
No.
I think you're wrong.
You're being humiliated, aren't you?
I feel sorry for you.
It's not like that.
There's a proper solution,
and if you look at it,
you'll know,
oh, you weren't tired just now,
right?
Well,
I want you to be 100% sure.
Right?
Well,
I want you to be 100% sure.
In the first place,
we don't exist here,
so,
it's better for you to exist,
instead of me saying it.
How dare you put it together like that.
Don't work out.
I can't roll anymore.
You scared me! What was that?
I can't roll anymore.
Stop! Stop!
Time is 1 hour and 1 minute.
Wait, 20 minutes is too fast!
Thank you for joining us!
That's it for our challenge.
Let me announce the results.
The winner of this tournament is...
Ryo-san!
What tournament was it again?
This tournament is called 'songiri championship.'
Songiri...
The one who retired earlier wins.
As a result, Ryo-san retired in 1 hour and 27 minutes.
Congratulations on your victory!
Congratulations on your songiri championship!
Don't let your wisdom go to waste.
Don't let it go to waste.
Retire first.
I retired too.
They told me not to put in any effort.
They told me I couldn't do it.
They told me to say a lot of things.
They told me to say 'sorry' and 'retire'.
They told me to say 'retire' and 'retire'.
I heard it in the songiri championship.
What happened after that?
After that...
What is this?
It's a version of 'the wisdom that really exists.'
As a result of giving me the thing...
Shibai and Shun...
They dissolved it!
They dissolved it.
Is it the same thing?
It's the same thing.
"Oh, it's dissolved." "This is properly dissolved."
In the second half, Toshinori was hot and scary, but he was in the corner.
He made me look in front of me, and I thought I wouldn't let him go.
In one hour and one minute, I made him look at me without resistance.
And Shibuya made me free in me.
But it took me three minutes.
So, even if you win the Songiri Championship, you will be disqualified.
Hey! What are you talking about?!
"Can you do it?" "Oh, you can't."
"You didn't say you couldn't do it." "I didn't say I couldn't do it."
"Disqualified." "Disqualified." "Disqualified."
There were two disqualified people.
"Unfortunately, I don't know." "Don't worry."
Even if you do it, it doesn't mean anything.
In one and a half hour, you can do it.
"Songiri Genius Foundation." "Two men who make the impossible possible."
I found out that there are three wonderful people.
There is no advantage or disadvantage.
And there are men who rule all the rules.
"That was the strongest." "That was the strongest."
"I thought I wouldn't let you go." "This important minister."
Adapters, editors, editors.
"Help me." "I can't do it alone."
Quickly giving up and not giving up.
"I found out the importance of both." "Wonderful."
"It's a good team." "It's a good team."
"The balance is good, isn't it?" "Yeah." "I want to talk about the team."
Well, I'm going to get comments for the time being.
"I took it off." "I took it off."
Can I say, 'Don't mess with me'?
"Can I say, 'Don't mess with me'?" "Oh, us?" "Yeah." "One, two."
Don't mess with me!